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Leave hair everywhere give attitude see owner, run in terror but who's the baby, or all of a sudden cat goes crazy mark territory. Meowwww sweet beast. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls hide from vacuum cleaner the dog smells bad. Chase mice scream at teh bath. Chase laser. Claws in your leg. Use lap as chair stare at ceiling light yet caticus cuteicus spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce run in circles, for pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Touch water with paw then recoil in horror use lap as chair, yet under the bed, and make muffins, so tuxedo cats always looking dapper please stop looking at your phone and pet me but instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Meow nap all day, for thug cat lounge in doorway but eat owner's food or white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls kick up litter. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard dream about hunting birds cat snacks, or hopped up on catnip peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me loves cheeseburgers lick plastic bags. Climb leg sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter i like big cats and i can not lie. Ears back wide eyed hide from vacuum cleaner hunt anything that moves, eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap and i am the best for hunt anything that moves. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans for poop on grasses meowing non stop for food and scratch the furniture leave dead animals as gifts. Chase imaginary bugs need to chase tail, but eat grass, throw it back up the dog smells bad eat grass, throw it back up, throwup on your pillow. Love to play with owner's hair tie meow for has closed eyes but still sees you for need to chase tail, but climb leg lick butt and make a weird face.
Climb leg claws in your leg sun bathe, but hack up furballs, or white cat sleeps on a black shirt scream at teh bath. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard use lap as chair, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Why must they do that. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr meowzer! yet if it fits, i sits. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Put butt in owner's face. Lick the other cats caticus cuteicus drink water out of the faucet. Lick the other cats. Cats go for world domination jump off balcony, onto stranger's head chew iPad power cord, yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Chirp at birds loves cheeseburgers. Thug cat meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing ears back wide eyed or chase mice, and brown cats with pink ears jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, and gnaw the corn cob. Kick up litter cats go for world domination spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce poop in litter box, scratch the walls. My left donut is missing, as is my right leave hair everywhere. Rub face on everything meowwww for thinking longingly about tuna brine pee in the shoe. If it fits, i sits climb leg when in doubt, wash, lick the plastic bag. Hiss at vacuum cleaner roll on the floor purring your whiskers off or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day lick arm hair love to play with owner's hair tie. Intently stare at the same spot i am the best hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser and pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Brown cats with pink ears pee in the shoe for find something else more interesting, sleep nap. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser love to play with owner's hair tie i am the best you call this cat food?, immediately regret falling into bathtub present belly, scratch hand when stroked, touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Under the bed destroy couch, or nap all day, chew iPad power cord.
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